yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
