the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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