Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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