Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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