Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Buhtt sex?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
where are you?
Hypothermia
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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