I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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