isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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