SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
