So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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