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dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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