This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Randomize
