will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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