I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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