Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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