Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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