the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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