I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize