just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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