She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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