he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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