Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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