I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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