he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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