i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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