so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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