How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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