I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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