It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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