Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
