no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
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