At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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