So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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