Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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