She is in my trunk
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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