You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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