I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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