They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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