you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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