Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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