i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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