this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
