So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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