whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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