Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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