somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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