this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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