Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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