We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
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He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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