No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The best revenge is premature balding
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Green mimosas i think yes
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I need to sanitize my soul.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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