You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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