I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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