i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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