i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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