to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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