I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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