I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Can I color on your dick again?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Randomize
