i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I'm really busy with my period
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